Once upon a time there was a guy and a gal
the guy was shitty, the gal was pissy
on this one day they took a walk
they went to a local park for a nice walk
on such a beautiful day as it was turning summer out
this was their first walk together since meeting
pissy was ever so beautiful and lady like
shitty was in a bad mood
but
something was about to happen to change his mood
as pissy and shitty were
talking
walking
the mood began to change
then pissy said she had to piss
shitty showed her where the restroom was
but inside were the sounds of dirty park sex
the doors were locked
so pissy said she could wait
then as they continue to walk
and talk
pissy had to really go
it was almost another half mile to go
poor pissy
she tried to wait
shitty told her the next restroom is just up the bend
FINALLY
they found the other restroom for park walkers
OMG
LOCKED!
pissy was pissed
shitty was getting upset stomach
so pissy and shitty started walking
and pissy couldn't hold it any longer
and pissy did just as her names said
she pissed down her leg and her pants
shitty stood there in total disbelief
shitty walked fast as pissy went into the woods and hid
all shitty could do is hear pissy laughing so loud
shitty walked fast with pissy's purse
as the walker bys look at shitty
he felt sick from the heat and walking so fast
so shitty headed into the woods as well down the path
and he shit himself
oh no, pissy pissed, and shitty shitted his shorts
so shitty got back on the path
with the not so fresh feeling
trying to hurry to the car that was so far away
shitty got in the car very uncomfortable to sit after that
round the drive shitty came across pissy laughing still so hard
in the woods
pissy and shitty drove away laughing so hard
shitty went home and cleaned himself
pissy went home as well and cleaned herself
ahh freshness
a day they will never forget...
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