Roses R red
lemons R sour
open your legs
and give me an hour;
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game,
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain,
10 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This would have never happened If the rubber hadnt tore!!
Sex is like math
u subtract the clothes add the bed divide the legs;
Roses R red
grass is green
open ur legs
and i'll fill U with cream;
Sex is evil,
sex is a sin,
sins R forgiven
so stick it in;
roses R nice
violets R fine
i'll be the six
if u be the nine;
Eat me, beat me, bite me,
blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly
if u like it dont be sassy use your tongue and make it nasty!!
(since I have a wicked and dirty sense of humor; someone sent this to me and I wanted to share; it is funny yet dirty, tsk tsk.)
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